So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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