Yo dont text me then not text me
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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