i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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