I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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