Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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