Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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