ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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