never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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