im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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