Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i now understand why vodka
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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