I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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