I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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