At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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