Don't you send me to vm
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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