Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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