the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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