If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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