worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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