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(620): View more from Kansas

Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.

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No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.

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(620): Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night. (1-620): No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man. http://tfl.nu/p24k

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Old men and throwing up are my life now.

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(504): Old men and throwing up are my life now. http://tfl.nu/h5tg

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(619): View more from California

i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out

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(619): i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out http://tfl.nu/smzd

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So gin and wine won't be happening again

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(603): So gin and wine won't be happening again http://tfl.nu/oyej

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(815): View more from Illinois

Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.

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(815): Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long. http://tfl.nu/t49w

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(530): View more from California

We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.

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(530): We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers. http://tfl.nu/jnk6

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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.

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(206): He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go. http://tfl.nu/rhri

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.

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(617): I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night. http://tfl.nu/ytje

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.

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(780): i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch. http://tfl.nu/33ox

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(503): View more from Oregon

So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?

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(503): So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt? http://tfl.nu/w4he

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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.

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(704): The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here. http://tfl.nu/9670

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(714): View more from California

Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.

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(714): Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious. http://tfl.nu/8gkr

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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?

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(850): So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant? http://tfl.nu/queo

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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy

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(608): He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy http://tfl.nu/uss1

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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?

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(781): "willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate? http://tfl.nu/w7fu

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