Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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