It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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