remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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