Porn is love you can see.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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