I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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