hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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