He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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