Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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