Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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