talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I will die if light touches me.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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