even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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