i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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