Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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