Umm I'm too high to move.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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