is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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