his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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