Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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