I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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