why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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