he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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