You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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