The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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