You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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