omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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