There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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