Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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