i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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