I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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