Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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