I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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