i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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